Greetings, Dear Wigger.
Welcome and congratulations. Whether by fate, or providence, or happy accident, you've found your way to a place that already knows your name. Somewhere familiar, yet strangely luminous. Somewhere you belong. As I'm sure curiosity beckons, and you wonder what exactly you've discovered, sit back as the finer machinations of your good fortune are revealed in their fullness - oh, and if you haven't already, be sure to click play on the radio up above, and buckle up.
What is EWBSX?
Eternal White Boy Summer Radio, or EWBSX, is more than simply a radio station. How can I describe it and not do......
Looks like you were trying to send me some precious crystals!
Congratulations, you've passed the first test...
Consider yourself a Sigma-Level Cyberchud --
DM me a screenshot of this page @ewbsxcyberbully on X
and I'll put your name down in my special notebook as soon as I can find it.
CB.
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Beyond the Icewall, where the shadow of the Hindenburg (berg?) disaster never fell,
airships reign as the lifeblood of civilization. In the sprawling metropolises of the Outer Realms,
these majestic vessels—ranging from sleek personal zeppelins to colossal cargo carriers—dot the skies like flocks of mechanical birds.
Unaffected by the crafty psychological operation that demonized airship travel within the Inner Territories,
the Land of Eternal White Boy Summer embraced helium-based technologies and advanced aerodynamics,
making airships as commonplace as automobiles are inside the Wall. From bustling trade routes linking floating markets to
leisurely sky-yachts......
Far away beyond the Icewall, on a sun-drenched stretch of beach in the Land of Eternal White Boy Summer, where turquoise waves lap against golden sands, lives a laid-back surfer known as The Cyberbully. His home, a modest bungalow with a killer view of the Arnorian Ocean, is a chill haven of woven hammocks, surfboards propped against the walls, and the faint scent of fruity drinks and saltwater. Out here, in a tropical paradise of swaying palms and endless summer vibes, the world has settled into a rare pocket of peace. Until recently, the Cyberbully spent his days riding waves, cracking cold ones with the boys, and soaking in the good life —......
